Weekly EPL Preview

In the spirit of opening up the MiB Blog, a friend of mine has so graciously agreed to give us a preview of the upcoming matches in the EPL. Hopefully this will be a weekly thing as we are all  aware of the MiB penchant for leaving things half-way done. 

Many of you do not know him, but he has been described as the next Shebby Singh by almost 2 out of a 1000 people which leaves me to think that we definitely have something special here. He was even voted by The Sun* as the top investigative reporter of 2008 after breaking the story about a certain Villan seen at a strip-club on the day he was rested for a game. (Rumors that he himself was getting a lap-dance from 3 girls at the same time are unconfirmed at this time and date.) 

 

With all the inside scoop about transfers, under-the-table dealings, sex scandals and rumors all the way from England, i give you, the bane of truth, the devious lord of lies, (and almost the 6th member of the Spice Girls).... Mr. Happy Ending! 

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Hi,

First of all I’d like to thank my good friend PBM for giving me this opportunity. I was told that there are many punters within MIB and that they have been looking for some guidance. Especially after some great bets on, the league cup game between Villa and QPR and the recent Liverpool and Fulham game just to name a few. 

Right I have been brought on to help turn loss to profit. Every week I’ll be doing a preview of massage centers and of the EPL games with my predictions and of course the “Life Savings Bet”. 

PBM will let you know more about me for I’d rather get along with this weekends’ games.

First up Villa vs Fulham. Villa sit pretty up in 4^th position after 14 games and that’s a sight you rarely see. It just shows how far they’ve come under O’Neil. Against Man U they were at times on the verge of getting raped but they held onto their pants with their fingernails. Villa are strong at home and frankly Liverpool made Fulham look good last week. Both squads are virtually at full strength (excluding long term absentees). I expect Villa to take this game 2-0.

Next to Middlesbrough vs Newcastle. Boro are coming into this game after their home lost to Bolton. Riggot is still out for this game but Mido is back. Boro were really poor last week and were all over the place and their strikers are misfiring as well. I expect this to continue this weekend. Newcastle are likely to be without Duff and Ameobi but Taylor is back along with ex-Boro player Viduka. Having drawn with Chelsea by parking the bus in front of goal. I expect Newcastle to try and take the game to Boro this time round. Although this game points to a draw, I expect Newcastle to nick this by the odd goal. Viduka to be the difference.

Next on to the clash of the newly promoted teams Stoke vs Hull. Stoke have top scorer Fuller back for this game and are on a high after beating WBA recently. However Kitson is out for this. Hull come into this game with 2 draws. This game is probably the 1 game which says draw from the get go. For those courageous enough you could try a small bet on Stoke whom I feel could get something from this game.

Next up Sunderland vs Bolton. Sunderland come into this came with horrendous results recently. However having seen their recent lost to West Ham (1 nil), I think they were unlucky to lose that game especially with the players at their disposal. Craig Gordon has been out for a long while and this could be the reason for their recent slump. He’s back in training but this game is probably too soon. Bolton are with a full squad with no major problems. I expect Sunderland to get a win from this game. 2-1, Cisse on the scoreboard.

Last but not least for the Saturday fixtures is Wigan vs WBA. Striker Zaki is still out. After a bad October, Wigan are having a good November with only 1 loss against Arsenal. Emmerson Boyce and Mario Melchiot are back. WBA are at full strength with no notable absentees. I feel Wigan are going to be too strong for WBA. 2-0 Wigan. 

Right, now for the “Life Savings Bet”. I have a tough choice between Villa and Sunderland. Ok my verdict is put the house on Villa and whatever is left (handphone, car,  laptop, mp3 player etc) on Sunderland.

Yours Happily Satisfied,

Happy Ending!

*The MiB Blog Management warns you that this work is merely the work of one deranged mind and to place your bets at your own risk. We are not liable to anything and any unhappiness can be detailed in emails and sent to Mr. HappyEnding's email address.