Written, directed, produced, screenplay, idea, cinematography by MRJ
Wednesday, November 25, 2009
Sunday, November 22, 2009
Rejections
Rejections - The Female Way
10. I think of you as a brother.
(You remind me of that inbred banjo-playing geek in "Deliverance. ")
9. There's a slight difference in our ages.
(I don't want to do my dad)
8. I'm not attracted to you in 'that' way.
(You are the ugliest dork I've ever laid eyes upon.)
7. My life is too complicated right now.
(I don't want you spending the whole night or else you may hear phone calls from all the other guys I'm seeing.)
6. I've got a boyfriend
(I prefer my male cat and a half gallon of Ben and Jerry's).
5. I don't date men where I work.
(I wouldn't date you if you were in the same 'solar system', much less the same building.)
4. It's not you, it's me.
(It's you.)
3. I'm concentrating on my career.
(Even something as boring and unfulfilling as my job is better than dating you.)
2. I'm celibate.
(I've sworn off only the men like you.)
...and the number 1 rejection line given by women:
1. Let's be friends.
(I want you to stay around so I can tell you in excruciating detail about all the other men I meet. It's that male perspective thing)
this is too much a lie to accept------------ --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- ------
Rejections - The Male Way.
I think of you as a sister.(You're ugly.)
9. There's a slight difference in our ages.(You're ugly.)
8. I'm not attracted to you in 'that' way.(You're ugly.)
7. My life is too complicated right now.(You're ugly.)
6. I've got a girlfriend.(You're ugly.)
5. I don't date women where I work.(You're ugly.)
4. It's not you, it's me.(You're ugly.)
3. I'm concentrating on my career.(You're ugly.)
2. I'm celibate.(You're ugly.)
...and the number 1 rejection line given by men:
1. Let's be friends.(You're sinfully ugly.)
10. I think of you as a brother.
(You remind me of that inbred banjo-playing geek in "Deliverance. ")
9. There's a slight difference in our ages.
(I don't want to do my dad)
8. I'm not attracted to you in 'that' way.
(You are the ugliest dork I've ever laid eyes upon.)
7. My life is too complicated right now.
(I don't want you spending the whole night or else you may hear phone calls from all the other guys I'm seeing.)
6. I've got a boyfriend
(I prefer my male cat and a half gallon of Ben and Jerry's).
5. I don't date men where I work.
(I wouldn't date you if you were in the same 'solar system', much less the same building.)
4. It's not you, it's me.
(It's you.)
3. I'm concentrating on my career.
(Even something as boring and unfulfilling as my job is better than dating you.)
2. I'm celibate.
(I've sworn off only the men like you.)
...and the number 1 rejection line given by women:
1. Let's be friends.
(I want you to stay around so I can tell you in excruciating detail about all the other men I meet. It's that male perspective thing)
this is too much a lie to accept------------ --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- ------
Rejections - The Male Way.
I think of you as a sister.(You're ugly.)
9. There's a slight difference in our ages.(You're ugly.)
8. I'm not attracted to you in 'that' way.(You're ugly.)
7. My life is too complicated right now.(You're ugly.)
6. I've got a girlfriend.(You're ugly.)
5. I don't date women where I work.(You're ugly.)
4. It's not you, it's me.(You're ugly.)
3. I'm concentrating on my career.(You're ugly.)
2. I'm celibate.(You're ugly.)
...and the number 1 rejection line given by men:
1. Let's be friends.(You're sinfully ugly.)
Friday, November 20, 2009
Valiant Effort in 2-0 Defeat
Returning to the site where we lost 6-0 previously, fefore the match, MiB had potentially 17 players. Bert and Puvan pulled out leaving 15. PP and Kevin then pulled out leaving 13. And just before kick off, Shyam, Farhan and Kumaran had work commitments and could not come. So MiB started the match with 10 players, with Rooban giving motivation and instructions on the side: Harvey in goal, Riz (with flu) and Prak in front of him, SK and Harish (with flu) down the flanks, Vana, Maran, Zal and Sat in midfield, and Chan running his ass off alone upfront. The opponents had about 19 players.
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There's no point going into the details of the match because as you imagined, it was defence versus attack. MiB held on firmly as the opponents tried their best to break us down. Last minute tackles, running when our legs had no more feeling and chasing lost causes was the order of the day. But MiB stood up to be counted on a day where a double digit defeat might have been accepted before the game.
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We survived our fair share of escapes and to everybody's amazement almost scored when Vana broke through on goal but lifted his shot just a little too high. The opponents were getting frustrated. Just as we thought we could see it through to half time, Sat pulled up with a thigh injury, leaving us with 9 men. The opponents capitalized and a ball in from the right was clinically finished by their striker. 0-1.
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At half time, MiB tried to rally ourselves and came out with 9+1 (Sat limping). But MiB showed character and spirit and should have been level. SK was at his best down the left and sent in a brilliant cross just over Maran's head. Maran retrieved the ball and fed Chan, whose shot was spilled by the keeper. The ball fell to SK in the box, he rounded the keeper but was denied by a goal-line save! Heartbreaking! To see all this happening when MiB did not even have 11 players, just try to imagine the situation.
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The opponents then rained shots at the MiB goal but Harvey and the defence dealt comfortably, with a couple of minor scares. By this point, Sat had walked off the field, leaving us with 9. Rooban, who is recovering from a cyst wound near his spine, then put on Sat's kit and went to play striker. Ever seen a war movie where you know the good guy is gonna die despite being valiant? You get the picture.
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But again, despite the odds being stacked higher and higher, MiB were brilliant and made the opponents look silly. We kept possession well, looked dangerous in the attack, and broke up whatever bits of attacking threat they had. Makes you wonder if we could play so well with 9, why can't we do this when we have 11. Hmmm..
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Chan and Rooban had a couple of long range efforts and then MiB had an indirect free kick in the box! Chance for the equalizer! But Zal's shot just scraped the bar and it was one of those days. In stoppage time MiB got a corner! It was floated in and Rooban of all people connected sweetly with a mid air scissors kick! But the defender got in the way and the opponents survived. Off the resultant corner, Maran's kick was easily cleared and the opponents charged forward. MiB did not deal with the threat and a shot from the edge of the box eluded Harvey and it was 2-0.
With that the game came to an end.
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I don't think many of us remember the last time we played 90 minutes or ran so hard. Maran and Vana were down with stitched and I am sure all of us slept like babies when we got home. A big credit to the boys who turned up and played, this kind of performance might not have been possible all those years ago. But thinking about the game, if this team could add the likes of KK, PP, Bert, Dinesh, Shyam, Farhan and Kevin, all who are fit and can play, plus Anan who can transport players to the pitch, it really makes you wonder how good we really can be.
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Sigh, things to think about on a lazy Saturday afternoon..
Tuesday, November 17, 2009
Match on Friday, 20th November 2009 830pm
Venue: Tampines SAFRA
Meeting Time: 8pm
Team so far:
Attire: Bring both tops and new jersey set.
Pre-match News:
After our last match at Tampines SAFRA, where we were thumped 6-0, we return to the site of our worst defeat in 5 years for another match. I don't need to say too much because we all felt like shit after the game, so let's put things right in this game. Come on time, have a proper stretch, and let's start the game focussed. This could well be our last or second last game of 2009, so let's end the year on a proper note. Treat this like a semi or a final itself, give it your best shot with nothing to lose.
Tactical points we can discuss on the field itself so please come early so we can talk about it. Please bring the money for the match too and both sets of jerseys. It's Puvan's ROM on Saturday and he will try to come, so if he does play, let's give him a good "present" and a good feeling to take into the next day.
We owe ourselves a good performance. Weather has been good lately and the field will be no surprise. Let's have a good game.
Meeting Time: 8pm
Team so far:
- Harvey
- Chan
- Zal
- Farhan
- Navin PP
- Riz
- SK
- Shyam
- Kumaran
- Harish
- Maran
- Kevin
- Sat
- Prak
- Vana
- Bert - yet to confirm
- Puvan - yet to confirm
Attire: Bring both tops and new jersey set.
Pre-match News:
After our last match at Tampines SAFRA, where we were thumped 6-0, we return to the site of our worst defeat in 5 years for another match. I don't need to say too much because we all felt like shit after the game, so let's put things right in this game. Come on time, have a proper stretch, and let's start the game focussed. This could well be our last or second last game of 2009, so let's end the year on a proper note. Treat this like a semi or a final itself, give it your best shot with nothing to lose.
Tactical points we can discuss on the field itself so please come early so we can talk about it. Please bring the money for the match too and both sets of jerseys. It's Puvan's ROM on Saturday and he will try to come, so if he does play, let's give him a good "present" and a good feeling to take into the next day.
We owe ourselves a good performance. Weather has been good lately and the field will be no surprise. Let's have a good game.
Monday, November 16, 2009
For Sheer Madness nothing beats this game (Read below before u watch)
Egypt vs Algeria. Before the game Algeria are 3 points clear of Egypt and only need to draw to qualify for the World Cup 2010. Egypt needs to score 2 goals, and concede 0, in order for them to have IDENTICAL records with Algeria, yes IDENTICAL, same points, goals scored, goals let in, everything. Watch what happens in the 95th minute..
Plus witness the most unbiased commentary you have ever heard..
Sunday, November 15, 2009
Monday, November 9, 2009
Chelsea Vs Man U 1-0 - Guy Brushing Teeth (08.11.09) Lmao!! HQ
Did you guys catch this?? I did! And he kept doing it for every substitution!!!! Go watch the replay...
Can anyone explain??
Sunday, November 8, 2009
Friday, November 6, 2009
Week 10 Fantasy League plus Manager of the Month for October
Lazy FC has set a new record and its something real special. Chances of this record being broken is extremely slim. Try getting under 10.5 points for the week and you would have broken Lazy FC's new record.
Manager of the Month-October award sponsered by manager of Die Hard 11 Fc, Pirakash.
He's kindly sponsered a bottle of Baileys - Caramel!
Top 3
1)reds82FC 137.5
2)down_under FC 113
3)LAS But Not Least 106.5
Bottom 3
1)Lazy FC 10.5
2)MIB_LFC 32
3)football4 52.5
Current League Standings
1 reds82FC 971.50 (fadli)
2 MiB FC 955.50 (anan)
3 boyz 11 880.50 (chan)
4 Villa MiB 867.00 (sat)
5 MiB10 829.50 (bert)
6 dark knight fc 822.50 (navin sim)
7 DIE HARD 11 F.C 814.50 (prak)
8 down_under FC 796.50 (dinesh)
9 LAS But Not Least 787.00 (shamwil)
10 Argentinos 776.50 (kumaran)
11 MIB_LFC 767.00 (vana)
12 Jack Jingaroo 665.00 (rooban)
13 Lazy FC 634.50 (maran)
14 mib_corporatation 546.00 (harish)
15 football4 539.00 (puvan)
Manager of the Month of October is Mr Fadli of reds82FC. He scored a total of 352.5 to overtake Anand in the standings. In view of Mr Fadli's beleifs, he has kindly donated his prize to the League Managers Association.
Manager of the Month-October award sponsered by manager of Die Hard 11 Fc, Pirakash.
He's kindly sponsered a bottle of Baileys - Caramel!
Top 3
1)reds82FC 137.5
2)down_under FC 113
3)LAS But Not Least 106.5
Bottom 3
1)Lazy FC 10.5
2)MIB_LFC 32
3)football4 52.5
Current League Standings
1 reds82FC 971.50 (fadli)
2 MiB FC 955.50 (anan)
3 boyz 11 880.50 (chan)
4 Villa MiB 867.00 (sat)
5 MiB10 829.50 (bert)
6 dark knight fc 822.50 (navin sim)
7 DIE HARD 11 F.C 814.50 (prak)
8 down_under FC 796.50 (dinesh)
9 LAS But Not Least 787.00 (shamwil)
10 Argentinos 776.50 (kumaran)
11 MIB_LFC 767.00 (vana)
12 Jack Jingaroo 665.00 (rooban)
13 Lazy FC 634.50 (maran)
14 mib_corporatation 546.00 (harish)
15 football4 539.00 (puvan)
Manager of the Month of October is Mr Fadli of reds82FC. He scored a total of 352.5 to overtake Anand in the standings. In view of Mr Fadli's beleifs, he has kindly donated his prize to the League Managers Association.
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