Goodbye 2008.. Hello 2009.

So another year has passed and in a couple of weeks time some of us will already be 26. Hard to imagine but it was a decade ago that we were all sitting for our O Levels and watching the emergence of Michael Owen or David Beckham kicking out at Diego Simeone. They say time really flies when you're having fun, and I think it is fair to say MiB has been a team, a family and a group of friends that know how to have fun.

2008 will be remembered for a lot of things. The introduction of PP into MiB, the start of late night suppers and hang outs till 3 or 4am, ghost-hunting, Mind's Cafe was a regular haunt in the first half of the year.. Not to forget Euro 2008 where we met up to catch the 345am games together over prata and puvan's "family-friendly" movies. It was a time where old relationships were broken, and new ones were forged. We welcomed a few folks from overseas back to our shores, while we said goodbye to some family and friends that are pursuing their dreams all over the world.

It was a happy year for Manchester United fans with their double victory. A good year for Spain too. Singapore football remains as boring as ever, and for MiB, in terms of football there weren't that many highlights. Some of us underwent operations while some injured themselves seriously.

It was also a year where some loved ones left us. And as we look back on the year that has passed, let us not forget the sad times too, for they brought us closer and helped us to realize that life is much much more than arguing over steven gerrard's best position or if we should put money on the turkmenistan women's high school weight-lifting tournament.

It was also a year where the word Batam will always mean something special to some MiB agents. Jim Louis and Sarra farra were introduced there. It was also a year where some of us mustered the balls to commit ourselves to relationships that will last forever and ever, while some of us still like to play the perennial kite-flying game of i love u i love u not with their MSN-chatting, Leap Years-watching friends.

It was a year that will be remembered for awesome movies like The Dark Knight and Wall-E, whilst there were also movies like Forbidden Kingdom to ensure that all of us will waste our money on stupid things once in a while. It was a year that saw some of us eat enough popcorn to fill a HDB flat, and also caused some of us to salivate every time we saw a Macs advertisement thanks to the MegaMac Rizvi, oops i meant Spicy, that was introduced.

And last but not least, it was a year that saw the introduction of this blog, that drew adoration and criticism alike. A place to share some hilarious videos, argue over unnecessary things, post mind-numbingly boring posts and profile some of our MiB agents.

With that, I want to wish each and every one of you a happy and prosperous 2009. It promises to be an exciting year to come. The EPL race looks tighter than ever with Villa pushing on for a 4th spot. Bert and Uma will finally tie the knot. S**a and Prak will finally become relatives and Many of us will find jobs, to add to the many who have started working this year.

Here's hoping that you guys will show more love to one another, spend your money more prudently, turn up for MiB outings more regularly, show more passion by training on your own for soccer, be more proactive on this blog and swear and cuss less. Oh what the heck who I am kidding. Some things will never change.=) Billa Billa MiB la..........

Happy New Year.

Merry Christmas to All

And to all other Stinky Faces out there, Happy Holidays!

*i think this picture is way more appropriate than the one below.

Season's Greetings!

Wishing you, your family and all your loved ones a Blessed Christmas. A time of goodwill and peace to all the Earth.

Coming to you this Christmas!!!!!!!

Sorry about the really bad photo editing. I don't have photoshop!

Rizvi's Day off

For those who missed it.

All I Want For Christmas...

Jokes aside, its time to let out the closet patriot in you that only seems to emerge during Singapore Football matches (This, of course, excludes Agent Silent I). 

Its back to the National Stadium again to roar on our very own Lions. For once we are all gonna be cheering the same team on (once again, excluding Silent I), so let out the kuppae- anjadi-gangsta football hooligan in you and lets have a great time tom! ( If you don't know how to be kuppae, Agent P P will be around tommorrow.)

Let's also do our part to cheer on behalf of Agent Nick Leeson who is away in Taiwan. Bring your bongols!!

*Many thanks to the unnamed agent who took this picture while i was hard at work training. 

Happy Ending's Weekly EPL Preview

~Mr. Happy Ending~

Ok folks, my success rates are improving gradually and I hope to further increase this weekend. 

Now Blackburn have been the whipping boys of late and they have played some really f$%^&d up soccer recently. However that was under Ince. Now with big Sam aboard expect another “Bolton”. At home with a new manager I expect a victory for Blackburn. 

Next to Bolton vs Portsmouth. Now Bolton have been playing well and Portsmouth have been rather disappointing. I am going to go with a draw. But might put a small bet on Portsmouth. 

Moving on to Fulham vs Boro. Now this is another game that might be heading for a draw but having seen Boro of late, I think they can sneak this 1 nil. 

Hull v Sunderland. Now that Liverpool are out of the way Sunderland are next. Although they beat WBA I think Hull might be a bit too strong for them. But a small bet on a draw would be good. 

Finally onto West Ham vs Villa. Villa are really pushing for a top 4 finish. However I think the Hammers are going to stop them in this game. I am going for a Hammers win but draw is not too far away.

And as always, Happy Ending!

Tasty..

Well well well the draw for the next round of the Champions League has thrown up some finger-licking clashes! Here they are in full:

Chelsea v Juventus

Villareal vs Panathinaikos

Sporting Lisbon v Bayern Munich

Atletico Madrid v Porto

Lyon vs Barcelona

Real Madrid v Liverpool

Arsenal v Roma

Inter Milan v Manchester United

Ties to be played on February 24 and 25, and March 10 and 11.

Ties of the round are definitely the English games though Arsenal will be quite happy with their draw I feel. Lyon v Barca is also an interesting game but more predictions and write up as we get closer to the games, as form and personnel might change a lot in the coming months.

On a side note, your webmaster got it right again! http://mibfc.blogspot.com/2008/12/champions-league-predictions.html

Singapore vs Vietnam

Ok the extra ticket has been snapped up by PP. So to confirm, this is the allocation of my 12 tickets: Harvey, Bryna, Riz, Prak, Bert (5), PP, KK and Vana.


I'm proposing you guys come to my place at about 630pm and drop off your stuff, after which we can walk to the stadium (estimated 20mins). We should aim to leave my place at 7pm sharp.



When I went to buy the tickets, grandstand was totally sold out but I heard that Vietnamese fans are the majority there, with people coming and buying 60 tickets at one go. I suggest if you guys wanna buy tickets better do it fast. They will now be selling it everyday till the game day, on which you can buy at the stadium too.


I have attached a rough drawing of the stadium. I suggest we meet somewhere at the east entrance at about 730pm for those who wanna meet there direct. Anyone has any recommendations as to where is the best place to sit?

After the game, you all can come to my place and collect your stuff (if you left any in the first place.)

Liverpool vs Arsenal is on at 12am, those who wanna watch at my place are most welcome to do so.

And remember, wear red and white.

The photos from Friday night out at Kumar and Gotham..

http://mibfc.myphotoalbum.com/albums.php

Mr. Happy Ending's Weekly EPL Predictions

~Mr. Happy Ending~

Right firstly my apologies for my absence last week. I have been busy of late spending the money I won on Arsenal. Now that the $$$ is finished I am back to do what I am at best at. 

Moving along, tonight 8 games are played and there are some interesting games although I think the games are rather even. 

First up to the Riverside. Arsenal have been stuttering as of late and many feel that Boro will get a result tonight. However I feel that the Gunners always get the result when they are least likely to (Chelsea & Man U). So I’d go with a Arsenal victory, 2 nil. 

Next up Stoke vs Fulham. This games seems 50-50. So a draw seems likely but I have this feeling that if Fulham have a go at Stoke they could come away with a victory. I have seen Fulham play as of late and they have a decent midfield with capable attackers. So I would place a small bet on them winning. 

Now onto Villa park. The last time I backed the Villains it back fired. However I am going to stick my neck out for them once again. Due to Young’s brilliance, Villa 2-1. 

Anfield is next and this is a very interesting game considering Hull’s results against “BIGGER” teams. Liverpool played well against PSV but it was PSV. If Hull decide to attack I see them losing this game. However if they can frustrate Liverpool by playing men behind the ball, they just might be able to get something from this game. Still I am going to go for a Liverpool victory but a close one. 

Man City vs Everton. Everton are without any 1^st team strikers (and a complete and utter piece of crap team*) and that I certainly going to be a problem. With that said Arteta and Cahill will prove to be a threat. I would go for a draw and maybe a small amount on a City win. 

Sunderland vs West Brom is next. I feel Sunderland are a much better side then their current league standing suggests. They fought real hard to contain Man U and almost did it. If there is one game where they can lift themselves this is it and I feel this could be the turning point of their season. So I am going for a Sunderland win. 2 nil. 

Wigan vs Blackburn. Draw. If you can stay away. 

Finally to the game of the night Spurs vs Man U.  Rooney n Evra are suspended and to me they are key losses even though they have replacements for them. Tevez and maybe O’shea. They also have a few players with knocks. Ledley King maybe included but it is not known. If he does it would be a huge boost. Now I know I did say Aaron Lennon was going to help Spurs win previously. But without Evra I think he is going to have a field day and that could be the key. United have a stronger midfield and they have another player who could be playing for them tonight in the form of Gomes. United are going to be sending in crosses tonight and that is going to be the turning point. Now if Spurs come out and play they have a decent chance at it. But if they sit back they are screwed and would be in for a nightmare. I am going to go for a United win but I don’t see an upset that far away. 

Good night & Good luck.

And as always, I wish all of you a Happy Ending.

~ Mr. Happy Ending! 

*These comments are merely the opinion of the webmaster.

An eventful night with Kumar..

A record number of MiB and friends turned out to watch Kumar on Friday at Orchard Towers. Harvey, Prak, PP, Bert and Uma, Riz, Fadli, Sat, his sister and her husband and his brother, Maran, Munshi, Puvan and Suba all had a brilliant time. Special mention to PP and Giri (Sat's brother in law's brother) who were called up on stage and given a lap dance by a really eye-catching Jordanian lady, who was a mother by the way. Riz has a better term to describe her but for that you need to ask him and be more than 21 years of age.

Interestingly enough, an "old friend" was seen at the pub, much to Rizvi's delight (who was seen profusely thanking God and praying and crediting his 3 hours collecting donation to her appearance). Apparently Harvey was supposed to be really embarrassed but thankfully the situation was always under control and a small step was taken to make up for a rose-incident in 2001 at cjc.

Kumar was his usual brilliant self but he was extra motivated to see the large group of Indians there. Maran got a helluva lot of stick from him (her?) and was even asked "If I was a real girl would you go out with me?" He also took a large sniff of Maran's infamous orange comb, that will never be looked at the same way again. Bert was also asked to leave Uma at home the next time he came to see Kumar. Apparently I think Kumar has taken a liking to his laugh. Aww..

Sat also got a real "mouthful" from one of Kumar's back up dancers if you know what I mean. For those not there, just imagine you celebrating a goal being scored with your teammates without your shirt on. Use your imagination.

Majority of us proceeded to Gotham after that for more drinks and clubbing. Cos I didn't join up for that so I can't say for sure what happened there, but I trust it was a memorable evening all round.

So once again, Happy Belated Birthday to PP (who was just acting shy but dying to go on stage) and Giri.

P.B.M - Ode To Manhood

P.B.M - How did he acheive manhood?

Well he hasn't yet. But these two pieces went a long way to helping him find the way. Read them and try to understand and who knows?

You might even come to understand The Way of the Plastic Bag.

Green Day - Coming Clean

Seventeen and strung out on confusion
Trapped inside a roll of disillusion
I found out what it takes to be a man
Well,Mom and Dad will never understand

Secrets collecting dust but never forget
SKELETONS come to LIFE in my closet
I found out what it takes to be a man
Well, Mom and Dad will never understand

WHAT'S HAPPENING TO ME

Seventeen and COMING CLEAN for the first time
I finally figured out myself for the first time
I found out what it takes to be a man
Mom and Dad will never understand
WHAT'S HAPPENING TO ME

~End~

&


Mike Basset's Guide To Manhood

IF you can keep your head when all about you
Are losing theirs and blaming it on you,
If you can trust yourself when all men doubt you,
But make allowance for their doubting too;

If you can wait and not be tired by waiting,
Or being lied about, don't deal in lies,
Or being hated, don't give way to hating,
And yet don't look too good, nor talk too wise:

If you can dream - and not make dreams your master;
If you can think - and not make thoughts your aim;
If you can meet with Triumph and Disaster
And treat those two impostors just the same;

If you can bear to hear the truth you've spoken
Twisted by knaves to make a trap for fools,
Or watch the things you gave your life to, broken,
And stoop and build 'em up with worn-out tools:

If you can make one heap of all your winnings
And risk it on one turn of pitch-and-toss,
And lose, and start again at your beginnings
And never breathe a word about your loss;

If you can force your heart and nerve and sinew
To serve your turn long after they are gone,
And so hold on when there is nothing in you
Except the Will which says to them: 'Hold on!'

If you can talk with crowds and keep your virtue,
' Or walk with Kings - nor lose the common touch,
if neither foes nor loving friends can hurt you,
If all men count with you, but none too much;

If you can fill the unforgiving minute
With sixty seconds' worth of distance run,
Yours is the Earth and everything that's in it,
And - which is more - you'll be a Man, my son!

How To Be A Man

One of the most important questions ever discussed by males is about to be answered today. After pondering for a long, long time, a single MiB player has finally consented to seek out some answers for the rest of us.

The question is simple: How do I be a man?
(This post is not for players who do not want to be a man or those who experience severe cramping in their ch*****)

It is not easily answered, and we find that many of us who have no idea whatsoever on how to be one, simply plow through life blindly and suffering in their hearts. How often have I seen, some of our players, act ‘Diablo’? Or throw tantrums like girls? Some of us are even not above manipulating others to get what we want. I have even seen a player offer his teammates a helicopter ride.

It’s embarrassing. A bit funny sometimes but more or less extremely embarrassing. Although the helicopter was hilarious…

But I digress…So with that in mind, I believe we will all accept that this post is long time due.

Without even being asked to do so, the always kind and thoughtful Big Daddy has finally consented to think long and hard for a few minutes….before finally deciding to take the easy way out and Google the answer. Here I present to you, his answer to all of you out there who desires be a real man, along with a separate article included by yours truly, the ever humble and always sticky P.B.M.

*Warning: Following this article does not guarantee that you can become a man especially if your ch***** cramps.
** Warning: This article may enable you to become a better person, which is not the person you were when you joined MiB.


~By Big Daddy~

Once, men were simply men. But then feminists decided they were chauvinist pigs who didn't spend enough time doing the dishes. So along came the guilt-ridden New Man, swiftly followed by sensitive, moisturising Metrosexual Man. Of course, women soon missed the whiff of testosterone and were calling for the return of Real Men. Lets look through the unashamedly macho details. . .

Who is he?

Remember, you have a number of qualities, almost all deriving from your testosterone, which women can't help but admire. For example:

1. Your mind is uncluttered. Consider the female brain, filled as it is with multiple anxieties about its owner's hair, figure, health, diet, clothes, shoes, emotions, digestive transit, sex life, competitive female friendships, multi-tasking duties as a worker/lover/ wife/mother/whatever.
Instead, your mind is focused on the important things in life: sex, beer, football. Women secretly envy a mind like that.

2. You can make decisions on your own. You don't need to talk it over for hours with all your friends, or consult a horoscope, or worry about feng shui.

3. You have strong arms which come in handy whenever bottles need opening, cases need carrying, or a girl just feels like gazing at a strong, muscular limb.

4. You do not clutter up the bathroom. No woman wants a man who owns more beauty products than she does. A man who showers, shaves, then gets out of the way is ideal.

How to treat a lady

1. When on a date, you pay - even if she offers. Don't stand for any nonsense about going Dutch. And pay in cash - real men don't use credit cards.

2. You open doors for women, and you stand for pregnant women on a bus, train or MRT. You do this because you are a man, and you're proud of it.

3. You do not cook anything more sophisticated than Maggie Mee or baked beans. Cooking is her job. But when you have a Sunday roast - and you do, obviously - you carve with manly precision and flair.

4. Women like to talk, bless them. So don't try to stop her getting her feelings off her chest, however daft they might be. There's no need to actually listen, however. Nor does she expect, or even want you to express an opinion of your own. A nod of the head, roughly every 90 seconds, combined with a concerned frown, or a cheery laugh, where appropriate, is perfectly sufficient.

5. Of course, you want to have sex. Afterwards, however, it is important to avoid saying 'I love you' or 'I'm sorry, that's never happened before'.

6. She may be interested in commitment. You are not. It is vitally important that you never even acknowledge the possibility that you are in a relationship. The moment she uses a sentence that includes words such as 'wedding', 'children', or 'meet my parents', make your excuses and leave.

7. No woman ever comes between you and live TV football. Only a very special woman will come between you and the edited highlights on Match of The Day.

8. There is no woman on Earth for whom you will go to see Sex And The City - The Movie. Also House Bunny.

Travel

A man without a car is like a dog without a collar. Since real men don't believe in global warming (apart from the notion that hotter weather = women wearing fewer clothes), they steer a fine line between cars that are weedy, girly excuses for a motor and flashy Italian sports cars that suggest their manhood might need a little motorised assistance.

Rules of the road

1. Never ask for directions, because you are never, ever lost. You're just taking a little longer than expected to get there.

2. Nor do you require GPS.

3. The correct speed for a real man is 5 per cent above the stated limit - at all times.

4. The correct distance between you and the car in front is 3ft.

5. The correct answer to the question 'Should I let another driver cut in ahead of me at a junction?' is: 'Yes, if she's goodlooking.'

6. The only two occasions when it's acceptable to use a horn are: (i) to alert the driver in front when the traffic lights have turned green; (ii) to make a potentially attractive woman turn her face in your direction.

7. Never bother signalling left. Other motorists will always find out soon enough.

His mates

You have mates - but never Best Friends. Famous buddies such as Starsky and Hutch, Butch and Sundance, Batman and Robin, and even Ant and Dec are highly suspicious relationships.
No matter how tough those men may be, nor how straight, the Real Man can't help thinking they're all riding a little too close to Brokeback Mountain.

When dealing with his friends, the Real Man sticks to basic, common-sense guidelines:

• NEVER be alone with another man for any longer than is strictly necessary.

• AVOID learning the other man's name for as long as possible and then never, ever use it (a humorous nickname, preferably abusive, may be permitted after many years of acquaintance, or when playing in the same sports team).

• NO ARRANGEMENTS for meeting again are permitted beyond a general 'See you around'.

• HUGS, tears and kisses are acceptable only if both parties are hopelessly drunk, and provided apologies for any indiscretions are exchanged as soon as they have sobered up.

Home comforts

A Real Man does not actually have a home, as such - not unless he has woken up one day to find that he has somehow got married. Of course, he has to have somewhere to live, but he demonstrates his inherent manliness by his absolute indifference to his physical surroundings.
So, while he may be forced to acquire chairs, tables, a bed and something to lie on while watching the telly, he pays no attention at all to what they look like.

He may, on the other hand, devote considerable care to choosing his 42in widescreen plasma TV, his DVD recorder and his surround-sound home cinema system.

No Real Man ever watches any property based TV show. His notion of a Grand Design is a 6ft high pyramid of beer cans.

He does, however, have a number of possible decorative styles at his fingertips. These include:

• MINIMALISM: Nothing in the place but a TV, a bed, a fridge and a pile of clothes on the floor.

• MODERNISM: Same as minimalism, only with better TV, more gadgets (serious hi-fi, PC, video games, etc), and a large selection of power-tools.

• SHABBY CHIC: In which random styles of furniture, all bought second-hand, are combined to give an eclectic, cluttered charm - or a pigsty, in other words.

The key is to tread a fine line between having such an untidy place that any women would run away, and being so clean and tidy that she questions your virility.

If in doubt, do nothing. Bare walls, light bulbs and an absence of girly soft furnishings (eg. cushions, tablecloths and even curtains) are safe options. And never, ever light any candles.


~ The End~

Champions League Predictions

Champions League group stages are over and well what can I say? Your webmaster seems to have done pretty well in his predictions of the games played out so far: http://mibfc.blogspot.com/2008/08/champions-league-draw.html

So the remaining teams are:

Roma iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii Chelsea
Panathinaikos iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii Inter Milan
Barcelona iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii Sporting Lisbon
Liverpool iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii Atletico Madrid
Man. United iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii Villareal
B. Munich iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii Lyon
Porto iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii Arsenal
Juventus iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii Real Madrid


For the next stage, the top placed team takes on a runner up from another group, with the 2nd leg played at the home of the group winner. You cannot play a club from the same country as you, so Liverpool can't play Arsenal, Barca can't play Madrid and Chelsea can't play any Russian team.

From what I see, the teams to avoid for the English clubs are Barcelona, Juventus and Inter Milan. Anything else and I think most of them should be manageable over 2 legs.


It's extremely hard to predict who will play who, but I will make some bold forecasts:

Liverpool will play Real Madrid at some point of the competition. Don't ask me why, I just have this gut feeling. It happened with Inter Milan last year, and Barcelona the year before. Is it a good thing to play Madrid, I really don't know. Forms of the teams in February will decide that outcome.

Chelsea or Manchester United will play Inter Milan at some point of the tournament. Again, a gut feeling, cannot be explained. Jose Mourinho will get the limelight he misses, but don't be surprised to see him arguing his way home after a defeat.

That's all for now.

5 Minutes MBA

Lesson 1:
A man is getting into the shower just as his wife is finishing hershower, when the doorbell rings.The wife quickly wraps herself in a towel and runs downstairs.

When she opens the door, there stands Bob, the next-door neighbor.Before she says a word, Bob says, 'I'll give you £800 to drop that towel.'

After thinking for a moment, the woman drops her towel and standsnaked in front of Bob, after a few seconds, Bob hands her £800 andleaves.

The woman wraps back up in the towel and goes back upstairs.When she gets to the bathroom, her husband asks, 'Who was that?''It was Bob the next door neighbor,' she replies.

'Great,' the husband says, 'did he say anything about the £800 he owes me?'

Moral of the story:If you share critical information pertaining to credit and risk withyour shareholders in time, you may be in a position to preventavoidable exposure.

Lesson 2:
A priest offered a Nun a lift.She got in and crossed her legs, forcing her gown to reveal a leg.The priest nearly had an accident.

After controlling the car, he stealthily slid his hand up her leg.The nun said, 'Father, remember Psalm 129?'The priest removed his hand.

But, changing gears, he let his handslide up her leg again.The nun once again said, 'Father, remember Psalm 129?'The priest apologized 'Sorry sister but the flesh is weak.'

Arriving at the convent, the nun sighed heavily and went on her way.On his arrival at the church, the priest rushed to look up Psalm 129.It said, 'Go forth and seek, further up, you will find glory.'

Moral of the story:If you are not well informed in your job, you might miss a great opportunity.

Lesson 3:
A sales rep, an administration clerk, and the manager are walking tolunch when they find an antique oil lamp.They rub it and a Genie comes out.

The Genie says, 'I'll give each of you just one wish.''Me first! Me first!' says the admin clerk. 'I want to be in theBahamas , driving a speedboat, without a care in the world.'Puff! She's gone.

'Me next! Me next!' says the sales rep. 'I want to be in Hawaii ,relaxing on the beach with my personal masseuse, an endless supply ofPine Coladas and the love of my life.'Puff! He is gone.

'OK, you're up,' the Genie says to the manager.The manager says, 'I want those two back in the office after lunch.'

Moral of the story:Always let your boss have the first say.

Lesson 4:
An eagle was sitting on a tree resting, doing nothing.A small rabbit saw the eagle and asked him, 'Can I also sit like you and do nothing?'The eagle answered: 'Sure, why not.'

So, the rabbit sat on the ground below the eagle and rested. All of asudden, a fox appeared, jumped on the rabbit and ate it.

Moral of the story:To be sitting and doing nothing, you must be sitting very, very high up.

Lesson 5:
A turkey was chatting with a bull.'I would love to be able to get to the top of that tree' sighed theturkey, 'but I haven't got the energy.

''Well, why don't you nibble on some of my droppings?' replied thebull. They're packed with nutrients.'

The turkey pecked at a lump of dung, and found it actually gave himenough strength to reach the lowest branch of the tree.

The next day, after eating some more dung, he reached the second branch.Finally, after a fourth night, the turkey was proudly perched at thetop of the tree.

He was promptly spotted by a farmer, who shot him out of the tree.

Moral of the story:Bull Shit might get you to the top, but it won't keep you there..

Lesson 6:
A little bird was flying south for the winter. It was so cold the birdfroze and fell to the ground into a large field.While he was lying there, a cow came by and dropped some dung on him.

As the frozen bird lay there in the pile of cow dung, he began to realize how warm he was.The dung was actually thawing him out!He lay there all warm and happy, and soon began to sing for joy.

A passing cat heard the bird singing and came to investigate.Following the sound, the cat discovered the bird under the pile of cowdung, and promptly dug him out and ate him.

Morals of the story:
(1) Not everyone who shits on you is your enemy.
(2) Not everyone who gets you out of shit is your friend.
(3) And when you are in deep shit, it is best to keep your mouth shut!

The Show Must Go On..

Plastic Bag Man and Friends head out to Sentosa

For all photos click here: http://mibfc.myphotoalbum.com/albums.php

Selamat Hari Raya Aidiladha ! !

Even though most of Singapore has already started preparing for Christmas, we here at MiB FC have not forgotten an event close to some of us... 

*sorry for the crappy images. My editing skills not so good yet.

Best Friends Forever....

Weekly EPL Preview Part 2

~Mr Happy Ending! ~

Right, now that I am homeless and without a laptop, I will have to use my hand phone and my mp3 player for tonight’s games (praying that I don’t lose them as well). I apologise for the late update as the internet café was really busy. I’ll jump straight into the prediction for today’s game.  

First up Portsmouth vs Blackburn R. Diarra and Utaka are still out but Defoe is back with Kranjcar. Blackburn have been in poor form recently and I think this is going to continue. 1-0 to Pompey. 

Next onto Tottenham vs Everton. Spurs are almost with a full squad minus long term absentees. However Everton are plagued with injuries. Their wing backs are out as with 2 first team strikers and 2 midfielders. Now Spurs have been real impressive recently, especially Aaron Lennon. With no decent wing backs I expect Lennon to run riot. Spurs to nick this 2-1.

Finally to the BIG game of the night. Chelsea vs Arsenal. Ok all signs point to Arsenal getting raped tonight and that’s what many also thought when Arsenal took on Man U and we all know how that went. This is a real tough game to predict. To be safe stay OUT of this game. But if you do feel like placing a small bet a draw is likely or an Arsenal victory.