Dear MiB,

It has come to my attention that some foolish personnel have actually decided to make me the webmaster of the famous MiB FC blog. There is nothing in my pathetic excuse of a vocabulary that can tell you how shocked, angry, overjoyed, disgusted, proud and disgruntled I am at this turn of events.

I can only hope, with both fingers, toes and legs crossed, that I will be able to live up to the immense expectations of all the wonderful, kind, humble, shallow and lame MiB players, in and out, of Singapore.

So let me first say on behalf of us all, screw you thank you to Harpreet Singh for creating this blog and starting us down this path. We have/ have not appreciated what you done for us and your services will never be forgotten and we will…

But why am I wasting time about him? Let us move into what kind of changes we will be expecting in the near future.

First of all, I will not be posting on the blog. After seeing how the last webmaster was barraged with requests and insults encouragements, I have decided to leave the posting to a dear, dear friend of mine. I trust that all of you will give him the same encouragement you give to each other on the field when someone screws up. Without further ado, let me introduce you to PBM a.k.a. Plastic Bag Man.

*Cue Music*

But I'm a creep.
I'm a weirdo.
What the hell am I doin' here?
I don't belong here.

*End Music*

Hallo Everybody!

I am Plastic Bag Man a.k.a. PBM. I am eleven-inches thick have a mental age of 15 years old and have absolutely no social skills. I like NTUC plastic bags as well as garbage bags. I have very sensitive feelings and a very low supply of self-esteem. I love lame jokes and arguing about what to do everyday. I love manipulating people and doing childish things.

Now that you know all the important parts of me, let’s get down to business.

Mr. mrj, being too cowardly to post on the blog himself, has created a gmail account mibfc98@gmail.com to be used for official MiB posts. What will happen is that from now on, anything that you wish to post onto the website should be sent to this email address and they will be immediately posted onto the blog. There was a call to let everyone edit the blog as they like but that would have been complete and utter pandemonium.

So as an insult and also as a last line of moderation, the unworthy Plastic Bag Man will be your moderator. As long as there are no posts insulting family or girlfriends, it will be up on the blog. The blog will be as transparent as a clear plastic bag without any sticky white stains.

So it’s now up to each and every one of you to contribute to make this blog a better place for you and for me and the entire human race.

Anyway, anything will be accepted, like:

1. Lame jokes from the Senthils of MiB.
2. The emo postings of m.r.j.
3. The manipulations of Silent I.
4. The personal attacks by PP.

I will be waiting for your posts and if I do not receive them, do not blame me for posting emo stuff on the blog to fill up spaces.

Things to be discussed:

1. Ads on the website.
2. Pictures of plastic bags MiB outings. We might become like some girly website.
3. Reviews of EPL games by our own MiB personnel.
4. And anything else?

Videos will also be accepted especially those that you have created yourselves as well. R21 videos will be posted up immediately and receive a special plastic bag from the moderator.

And just to make sure everyone knows; of course everything I post is either lame or emo! What the hell were you expecting?! KMFBA!!!

I finish off my first post with this quote of the day taken from our personnel in Australia.

“All the Senthils I know are shallow and indecent fellows.”

How profound, chandipandi. And so very true.