Monday, May 5, 2008

Forbidden (to watch) Kingdom

Conversation between Harvey and Riz on Sunday night:

H: So what you wanna do tomoro? I am free after 6.

R: Movie? 6 dollars what.

H: Ok I dont mind. Probably will be you, me, zal and maybe vana. What show?

R: Forbidden Kingdom.

H: Sure ah? Hottie and Nottie?

R: *&*& YOU! CHow *&&(*&. Mother-*&(*&er.

H: But why?

R: Jackie chan and jet li damn solid show.

H: The other boleyn girl?

R: ^%&& YOUUUUU.

H: Ok ok. What about Nim's Island I heard its pretty okay.

R: (silence..)

H: ok ok forbidden kingdom..

After watching 1 and a half hours of absolutely bullcrap, Zal turns and asks me "who chose the movie?"

Rizvi Points straight at me.: Harvey.


Now the movie review. I am giving it 1.5 out of 5. Wait for the DVD dont waste your money going to the cinema. Too much flying through the air and silly dialogue. (You have passed through the Gate of No Gate.) One thing I didnt understand, if Jackie Chan and Jet Li were supposed to be speaking English, why were there subtitles? All I know is riz loved the show and fell in love with Golden Sparrow, the heroine in the show. He kept asking me "what more do you want?!" whenever she appeared on screen. Back to my point in an earlier post, "Riz is "frustrated". Guys help?"

When are we next meeting up? I want to play some football.

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